The Everything Test
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)
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| Politics Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 100% of the time. | Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 28% of those who have taken this test, and 97% less than the U.S. average. |
| If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13. By the way, your hottness rank is 64%, hotter than 66% of other test takers. |
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You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to really bring out your aggressive side and expose you for the seme that you are.
Your Deadly Sins |
Sloth: 60% |
Envy: 40% |
Gluttony: 40% |
Lust: 20% |
Pride: 20% |
Wrath: 20% |
Greed: 0% |
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29% |
You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice. |
| You Were Actually Born Under: |
 Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself. You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong. A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks. You are most compatible with a Snake or Rooster. |
| You Should Have Been Born Under: |
 You've got a ton of energy - and need plenty of room to roam. You tend to follow your whims, and it's hard for you to stick to one thing. Specific jobs, loves, and friends are always changing and never a part of your life for long. Very intuitive, you tend to know what people are thinking before they say a word. You are most compatible with a Dog or Tiger. |
newspaper is titled "Here Today, Here Tomorrow."
Sunday, 12 June This Kitchen Klutzes of America Day
calls for those with the burn ointment and Band-Aids
to dine out or enjoy take-out food. First pick up the
smashed crockery and glassware.
Monday, 13 June Friday the 13th falls on this June
Monday and begins National Hermit Week, so act
accordingly.
Tuesday, 14 June Flag Day is a holiday dating from
the time when patriotism was less complicated. Long
may it wave.
Wednesday, 15 June Magna Carta Day (look it up)
falls on National Electricity Day, when we can
remember that Ben Franklin flew his kite in 1752.
Thursday, 16 June Casual Day will dress you
appropriately for World Sauntering Day, when you can
saunter along the world's longest front porch at the
Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island, Michigan. Then
remember that today is Bloomsday commemorating the
itinerary of Leopold Bloom on the day described by
James Joyce in "Ulysses."
Friday, 17 June Put on your overalls, take a big
breath, and head for the National Hollerin' Contest
sponsored by the Volunteer Fire Department in Spivey’s
Corner, North Carolina.
Saturday, 18 June Family History Day; when we get
the skeletons out of the closets and try to dig up
something to brag about. The Avon Heritage Duct Tape
Festival will be held June 18-20, at the Veterans
Memorial Park on Detroit Rd. in Avon, Ohio.
Here is the last piece of Patrick Barrington’s lament
to the unbending Miss Moneypenny-Wilson and Miss
Bates.
Deaf to my cries, Miss Moneypenny-Wilson,
Deaf to my sighs, Miss B.;
Deaf to my songs and the story of my wrongs
Deaf to my minstrelsy;
Deafer than a newt to the sound of the flute,
Deafer than a stone to the sea;
Deafer than a heifer to the sighing of a zephyr
Are your deaf ears to me.
Cold, cold, cold as the melancholy mould
Cold as the foam-cold sea,
Colder than the shoulder of a Neolithic boulder
Are the shoulders you show to me
Cruel, cruel, cruel is the flame to the fuel,
Cruel is the axe to the tree,
But crueler and keener than a coster’s concertina
Is your cruel, cruel scorn to me.
Somewhere in this verse, he says, "Moister than an
oyster in its clammy cloister," but I will leave well
enough alone and go back to limericks or clerihews
next week.
Harriet
Your Dominant Thinking Style: |
| Modifying Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you. You don't make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion. You prefer what's known and proven - to the new and untested. You tend to ground those around you and add stability. |
Your Secondary Thinking Style: |
| Experimenting You're all about looking at the facts, and you could always use more of them. You see life as your lab - and you're always trying out new things, people, and ideas. The master of mix and match, you're always coming up with unique combinations. You are good at getting a group to reach consensus. |
| You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ... |
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The True You |
| You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more open with you. |
| With respect to money, you spend carefully and save your pennies. |
| You think good luck depends on maintaining good relationships with others. |
| The hidden side of your personality tends to be methodical in your ways - with trouble adapting to the rules of society. |
| You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. |
| When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends. |
What You Really Think Of Your Friends |
Amanda is your soulmate. |
| You truly love Robert. |
| You consider Laura your true friend. |
| You know that Sam is always thinking of you. |
| You'll remember Jun for the rest of your life. |
| You secretly think Liz is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times. |
| You secretly think that Kelly is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker. |
| You secretly think that Mai is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Mai changes lovers faster than underwear. |
| You secretly think George is shy and nonconfrontational. And that George has a hidden internet romance. |
This one is a little crazy
| Slow and Steady |
 They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it. |
it was to dissect one and find those little pumps in
my zoology lab so many years ago. I was much better
at dissecting documents and general comma wrangling.
Sunday, 29 May This weekend, go to Vail, Colorado,
for the Bobfest to honor Bob, the all-around good guy.
Vail is the home of the Bob Bridge.
Monday, 30 May Today is Memorial Day in the US. The
Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C., was dedicated on
this date in 1922, when there was some hope that war
was in our past.
Tuesday, 31 May American Poetry Day encourages us to
read, write, recite and enjoy poetry—even the kind of
verse I send you each week. Red Belly Day in Fanning
Springs, Florida, is a belly-flop competition judged
on angle of body to water, height of jump, the sound,
and the splash. Ouch!
June is Turkey Lovers Month, Mermaid Festival Month,
Fiction is Fun Month, Candy Month, Fresh Fruits &
Vegetables Month, Tobacco Spitting Month (the
competition was once held on Bill John Crumpton’s
farm—wherever that is or was). June is also Accordion
Awareness Month, when we can be on the lookout for
this much maligned instrument. A man who knows how to
play the accordion and does not used to be one
definition for "gentleman."
Wednesday, 1 June Don’t Give up the Ship Day, the
motto of the US Navy, came from the dying words spoken
by Captain James Lawrence of the frigate USS
Chesapeake.
Thursday, 2 June Yell "FUDGE!!" on this Cobras of
North America Day to ensure that cobras never enter
North America. You can do this in the privacy of your
own home or go out and bewilder the neighbors. Make
some fudge just in case it is needed.
Friday, 3 June If no cobras have been sighted, those
who yelled can rest those vocal cords, feel proud and
eat the fudge. The rest of us can just eat the fudge.
Saturday, 4 June National Frozen Yogurt Day and
Yo-Yo Day, as well as Salesman’s Day clutter this
weekend with no connection that I can discern.
Current world, national and local news reports remind
me that Don Marquis, writing as archy the cockroach,
made a most apt observation.
the men of science are talking
about the size and shape of the universe again
i thought i had settled that for them years ago
it is as big as you think it is
and it is spherical in shape
can you prove it isnt
it is round like a ball or an orange
providence made it that way
so it would roll when he kicked it
and if you ask me how i know this
the answer is
that is just what
i would do myself
Harriet
Green is your Lightsaber's color.
Green is the color of nature. It symbolizes growth,
harmony, and freshness. Green has strong
emotional correspondence with safety. Green is
also commonly associated with wealth and
happiness, so someone with a green lightsaber
like yourself is a fortunate soul.
What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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 | You scored as Padme Amidala.
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You Are a Retrospective Soul |
 The most misunderstood of all the soul signs. Sometimes you even have difficulty seeing yourself as who you are. You are intense and desire perfection in every facet of your life. You're best described as extremely idealistic, hardworking, and a survivor. Great moments of insight and sensitivity come to you easily. But if you aren't careful, you'll ignore these moments and repeat past mistakes. For you, it is difficult to seperate the past from the present. You will suceed once you overcome the disappoinments in life. Souls you are most compatible with: Traveler Soul and Prophet Soul |
The Keys to Your Heart |
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. |
In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell. |
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. |
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. |
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. |
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. |
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. |
Your #1 Match: ENTP |
The Visionary You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything. Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off. You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments. You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor. |
Your #2 Match: INTP |
The Thinker You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can. Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge. Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat. A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it. You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor. |
Your #3 Match: ENFP |
The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller! You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. |
Your #4 Match: ENTJ |
The Executive You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others. Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise. Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow. You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence. You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant. |
Your #5 Match: ESTP |
The Doer You are adventurous and risk taking. You act first, think second. You love being the center of attention. Chances are you were the class clown. Competitive, charming, and charasmatic - you have your own code of honor. You live a flexible life, bouncing between a series of activies that interest you. You would make a great salesperson, marketing director, or entrepreneur. |
that caught my fancy include Fungal Infection
Awareness Month; Barbecue, Asparagus, Duckling, Egg,
Hamburger, Strawberry Months; Birds of Prey Month; and
Revise Your Schedule Month; as well as the beginning
of Gazpacho Enjoyment Time, which I think should last
through the year.
Sunday, 1 May
Hooray, hooray for the first of May
Outdoor screwing begins today.
Monday, 2 May Conduct orderly meetings on this
Robert’s Rules of Order Day, the birthday of Henry
Robert (1837).
Tuesday, 3 May At last, it is Lumpy Rug Day, when we
can shove any unwelcome stuff under the rug—facts,
incomplete tasks, guests, mail.
Wednesday, 4 May On Naked Day think about getting
naked some place you have not been naked before.
First consider the weather, the sensibilities of
onlookers, and the possibility of someone recording
this for posterity or blackmail. It is also Hug Your
Cat Day, which is an exercise not to be undertaken
while naked.
Thursday, 5 May Cinco de Mayo commemorates the
Battle of Puebla, when the Mexicans defeated the
French invaders (1862). We can enjoy parades; songs
by mariachi; and delicious Mexican food and beer. You
can incorporate International Tuba Day celebrations
with those parades.
I am reminded each year by a beloved reader that the
Mexican Army celebrated this victory with a fiesta
that left them so hung over that the French came back
the next day and wiped them out. Cinco de Mayo is not
a really big holiday south of the border.
Friday, 6 May National Homebrew Day encourages us to
hoist a few homebrews in memory of Prohibition, when
homebrew was the only safe brew. We can celebrate
Donut Day as well. That combination should divide the
men from the boys (gastronomically speaking).
Saturday, 7 May Observe Martin Z. Mollusk Day. If
Martin Z. Mollusk, a hermit crab, sees his shadow
today, summer will come a week early. People in Ocean
City, New Jersey, need something more productive to
fill their days.
Our weather this spring is described most aptly by Don
Marquis, writing as archy the cockroach.
the woodlouse sits on a splinter
and sings to the rising sap
ain’t it awful how winter
lingers in springtimes lap
Harriet
that not one of the women modeling maternity clothing
in the Sears catalog was wearing a wedding ring.
Sears management snapped to attention and changed this
in the next issue. Now times have changed; Sears no
longer publishes the catalog, and wedding rings are
not relevant to maternity.
Sunday, 24 April The NPR Car Guys, Tom and Ray
Magliozzi, decided in 1994 to remind people to observe
Change Your Batteries in Your Car Alarm Buzzer Day.
Here in California, those alarms go off day and night
triggered by every earthquake of any magnitude and the
inevitable aftershocks. I’d like to add a request for
turning the damn things off when the earth shakes.
Monday, 25 April Today is ANZAC Day, honoring the
Australian and New Zealand troops who fought in WWII.
It is also the beginning of National Science and
Technology Week. Honor a nerd today if you can pry
him or her away from the computer.
Tuesday, 26 April Hug an Australian Day shows more
appreciation for our friends from down under. Do not
neglect to embrace friends and strangers from New
Zealand.
Wednesday, 27 April The inventor of the Morse code,
Samuel F.B. Morse, was born this day in 1791. .
Thursday, 28 April Observe Kiss Your Mate Day; and
do it when least expected. To add to the romance,
it’s also Great Poetry Reading Day—or you can write
your own verse, if great is not to your liking.
Friday, 29 April Today is National Arbor Day,
supplementing local and state celebrations. It is
also Moment of Laughter Day, so go giggle at a tree.
Saturday, 30 April National Honesty Day reminds us
that honesty is the best policy; but remember that if
you cannot say anything nice, just put a sock in it.
To honor those who keep us kempt, today is Hair
Stylists Day.
When once a chick bursts through an egg
He gives three little squeals,
Then works out backward through the hole
By kicking with his heels.
Or maybe he’ll keep peckin’ round
With now and then some cursin’,
Until his head pokes through and then
Comes all his little person.
Or like as not he’ll puff his chest
A grunt, and then some kickin’—
He’s standin’ there, out in the air,
A promissory chicken.
Anthony Euwer.
Harriet
How Your Attitude Ranks |
Your Attitude is Better than 55% of the Population If you scored... 80-100: You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life. 60-79: You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you. 40 - 59: You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones. 20 - 39: You have an average attitude. You take the good and bad in life as they come. Though sometimes you could use a little more good. 0-19: You have a negative attitude. You tend to see the dark side of every situation. Free ice cream? No thanks, it will just make you fat! |
When people say HOBBY and you have to do a speech on it would you still talk about the same thing or change it to be more suitable for an audience?
Your a leopard! A solitary predator. The most
fierce of the Cats. You rather be alone, and
kill on your own territory,rather than share it
with others. You enjoy hieghts. You must in
order to climb trees....
What Large Feline are You?
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with a great beat, and a drum machine. X aint
that great. Lay off the X. Stoopid glostick
person you. But, you have more fun!
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You are a Dreamer
Youre an artist, a dreamer.
You often find yourself wishing you could live
A more regal or adventurous life.
You are captivated with fantasy books, movies, and
creatures.
And period dramas are probably another favorite.
You dont concern yourself with what others think,
You know youre different than the rest.
Your group of friends is small and tightly knit,
And you like that because you
Know you can share anything with these guys.
You spend a lot of time painting
Beautiful sceneries, landscapes, and portraits.
You like drawing mythological creatures,
Or ones from your favorite anime.
Reading and writing fantasy stories take up a lot
of your time.
And you love Japanese music.
Boys sometimes look over you, as do others,
Because you blend in with the crowd.
Your not really bothered by the lack of male
attention,
You know that youll find the right guy eventually.
Some things that signify or represent you:
Hair colour: Dark Purple
Eye colour: Blue
Facial expression youre known for: Distant or
forlorn gaze
Animal: Centaur
Colours: Purple, Red, Silver and Gold
Your best quality: You are a quick thinker,
And notice very tiny details.
You have a knack for getting yourself and others
Out of hot water.
Your worst: You are sometimes
More focused on a book or your art,
That you dont take the time to realize the
important things.
Dont get too lost in your own world.
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